The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office keeps an extensive online database of its records. And boy, is it weird. Here are some of the most bizarre designs I found while searching the database for your amusement. Each of these logos appears to have been dreamt up in some entrepreneurial fever-nightmare of creative madness. The best part is that someone felt the need to protect a name like ‘Shart Phart’ from theft.
Dummies Out West
“The mark consists of SHART PHART is a a play on words SHirt ART PHoto ART”
No More Silly Women
“Educational services, namely, conducting conferences in the field of female empowerment”
The Funky Bunch
“Formerly of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.”
Why Are You on My Planet?
“Person showing extreme pain with mouth open with stars near his butt and holding his butt.”
“About Wise-Guys, Wussies & Jerks”
Are You Someones Bitch?
Half Ass Retired Dude
“Ashtrays; Cigar cutters; Pipe cleaners; Tobacco, chewing”
It’s Your Health Stupid